Reality is weird.
Most of the time we go about our days oblivious to the strangeness around us. Then small, odd little events or images jolt us from our routine and force us to confront how bonkers and irrational life is.
1. For example, why would McDonald’s put a giant disclaimer on festive balloons?
It ruins the look and seems obvious, but someone, somewhere must have been dumb enough to have a balloon accident. It’s the “Caution: Hot” coffee debacle all over again.
2. When thermodynamics confirms how ridiculously cold this winter has been.
The metal of this door lock got so cold that at first the warm air inside caused condensation, and then the condensation froze. Inside the house!
If I saw this, I would go right back to bed.