15. I’m not sure what this man is trying to accomplish, but he obviously doesn’t think Mother Nature is cut out for the job.
Unless a whole parade of elephants just took a crap in his driveway, this is probably overkill.
16. I like eating peanut butter out of the jar as much as the next guy, but I’ve got more sense than to put my grubby little hands in there.
And to anyone who’s trying to tell me that’s not what’s going on, don’t. I’m good.