10. Well, there we go. If this doesn’t keep all the uninvited guests out, nothing will.
I bet there’s still somebody out there who would try to hop this thing instead of just going around, though. Muscle memory can make fools of us, y’all.
11. Unless this girl has crafted the anthem of our whole generation, I can’t picture how it’s worth it to be her bench.
And considering that the one next to her isn’t even looking up from her laptop, it’s probably not the anthem of our generation.
12. Let this be a lesson. An infomercial doesn’t have to show people getting destroyed by simple household tasks to be ridiculous.
“Oh wow, you’re definitely shaving your legs with that thing. While I’m here, can we please do literally anything else?”