16 Jokes About Bras That Will Make Any Girl Laugh Her Straps Off

If you happen to have a pair of breasts, then you likely understand the struggle that is wearing a bra.

They’re painful, they’re restricting, and the feeling of taking one off after a long day is what I imagine heaven is like.

Before we burn our boobie holders, let’s all just laugh our pain away together, shall we?

1. But seriously. Do I?
Whenever I go shopping, the number one thought in my head is, “Which bra will I have to wear with this?” and if the answer is ever, “Strapless,” then I do not get that thing.

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2. Carry the one, divide the five, yep, she’s right. It’s Wednesday.
However, who the heck has more than one bra for an entire week? Is this a thing? Are people doing this now? Uh oh.

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3. Am I dying? What is this stabbing pain? Oh. That’s just the patriarchy literally digging into my boobs, reminding me that they’re in charge.
Whoever decided that metal wire was a good idea needs to go to prison for crimes against humanity.

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