Who doesn’t appreciate a good fail? We all love to see people eat dirt, whether by their own hand, or just because the universe needed someone to dump on that day. But we’re not all bad people, so we’re going to balance things out today with people who actually had things turn out alright.
1. What is this, a charcoal mask for ants?!
Maybe I’m looking at this all wrong. Maybe she’s actually an enormous person. I’m not talking about a tall person, I’m talking about someone the size of the dad from that Robert Munsch book, David’s Father.
2. Sometimes the world works out just the way you want it to.
Except this means that somewhere in that game, there’s some clown running around with the name “unavailable,” and they’re going to have a very hard time finding a date with a name like that.
3. It gets to a point that you wonder if companies do stuff like this just to hurt our feelings.
It’s like that time I tried to apply for a mortgage and the teller at the bank just laughed in my face.