10 Times The World Was Literally A Burning Pile Of Garbage

Trash fire, dumpster blaze, garbage inferno — these phrases all pretty much cover what you’re about to see. Now, I’m not saying our world is always a heap of burning refuse — it has some good things going for it — but the next things kinda prove otherwise. Prepare to be at least slightly horrified…

1. What the literal FFfff?!
Who designed these? Please tell me now, so I can put as much distance between them and myself as possible. This looks like something Buffalo Bill would wear to accessorize his “skins.”

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2. Who does milk first?!
I’ll tell you who: people with no appreciation for the sacred customs and cornerstones that uphold the very fabric of our civilization. Does it feel good to watch the world burn?!

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3. Not today, Satan!
Take your backwards ways and your monstrous pepperoni cyclops pizza out of here and never return! Everything about this is unsettling. I wish I’d never seen it.

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4. I sincerely hope that this is a joke
It has to be a joke, right? Who would tweet this? I’ve literally had stomach flus that have lasted longer than their relationship.

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5. City of Angels? More like burning hellhole with parking enforced by the Angel of Darkness
We’re really going with the Satan theme today — and this isn’t the last time he’s appearing in here, so get used to it.

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6. Back, demon! Return from whence you came!
Here we go, Lucifer is back again, and now he’s demonstrating the most offensive way to eat a popsicle. Notice how it maximizes the drips that reach your hand.

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7. The person who cut these pieces of cake needs to be punished.
If you’re like me and need things to be just so, this picture is just painful to look at. There goes this person’s invitation to any future gatherings involving cake.

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8. What’s this now? How dare you?!
YOU KNOW NOTHING! One’s an icon, the other is a queen — but they are both unmistakable in their own right. What has the world come to?

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9. Is this how the great millennial dynasty falls?
Our taste for excess — pardon, I mean to say extra — has created a culture so bloated we no longer know our own values! Or how to cut a damn avocado.

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10. This is what social media exists for, isn’t it?
I used to eat lipstick too, but it was Bonne Bell Lip Smackers. Oh, and I didn’t eat it off someone else’s face.

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