Like Smash Mouth, I’ve never claimed to be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I do alright. Even still, all of the pictures in this gallery have some explaining to do. Sometimes, I was able to dig up the context, but at other times, I’m afraid you’ll be on your own.
How I imagine every baby boomer sees millennials.
But really, the joke’s on them. This cardboard box is way bigger than the house I was able to buy. There’s even enough room for me to store all my avocados.
When you’re tired of people dumping on you, so you keep yourself hidden away.
I like to imagine that the urinal is sometimes like, “Hey, pssst…I’m over here!” And then I giggle to myself because “pssst” sounds like “pissed.”