As a curious person, I find myself wondering why things are the way they are quite often. Maybe it’s because my brain is constantly seeking out new information to quench its insatiable thirst for knowledge, or maybe it’s just because I’m a little dumb and can’t understand the simple things that normal people can. Who knows.
I don’t need any help finding things to wonder about, but perhaps you do. Just in case, here are some pictures to spark your curiosity and get you asking why the eff people do what they do.
1. That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.
As someone with no children and no idea how parenting works, my best suggestion would be to confront him about it. You may want to bring the peanut butter and do it while his friends are over as well, so he’s honest. That’s the only way you’re going to get an answer.
2. What are you, a cop?
Well guess what, nark. Throw me in condiment prison, because you — or anyone else — are not gonna tell me how much ketchup I can put on my fries, and I’m getting the vibe that this girl feels the same.