The more bumper stickers a person has, the more I’m usually glad I don’t have to talk to them. Even if I don’t really disagree with what’s on the stickers, treating them as a red flag has served me well over the years.
But sometimes, I’ll see one that’s clever enough to deflect my silent judgment and win me over. I’m happy to show you a collection of these rare specimens.
1. This was found on the back of a minivan because of course it was.
Aww, don’t feel too bad, buddy. The older I get, the more I learn that embracing the lame isn’t a matter of “if” but “when.”
2. I get the feeling this is trying to give me more than one kind of warning.
Even the parents who think their kid is a precious little angel will also have to admit that they’re an expensive one.